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How to take a dump at work posted by penson

links::useful | Monday, Aug 16th 2004, 11:26:34 AM

A guide to taking dump at work... or any public restroom for that matter really.

"Escapee -- A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing a police car while speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy."

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Monday, Aug 16th 2004, 07:27:10 PM

head dork
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i had to take a bad crap at work today. :O not fun. haha. i'll spare everyone the details though.
Saturday, Aug 21st 2004, 04:11:26 PM

Comic Book Freak
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do tell.
trust me
Sunday, Aug 22nd 2004, 03:40:25 AM

head dork
Posts: 4964
you don't want to know. haha. let's just say that i felt kinda weird going to lunch then after lunch i HAD to go to the bathroom. and this article was relevant to the occurance.
that reminds me
Sunday, Aug 22nd 2004, 02:20:01 PM

Star Trek Nerd
Posts: 22
of this article... i think it's real. i think its hilarious but others might not. don't read it if you are eating or going to eat. the incredible ryan's steakhouse story
Sunday, Aug 22nd 2004, 08:23:08 PM

Comic Book Freak
Posts: 104
well. i'm glad you are still alive in that case?
hahah. i don't know what i'm tlaking about anymore. hahah. you can ignore me if you wish ;D
oh man
Sunday, Aug 22nd 2004, 08:34:09 PM

Comic Book Freak
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that poor man. but at least. in the end only the management and his wife knew about it.


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